Heed this warning, o foolish traveler who dares to tread beyond. Beyond the veil of this unassuming splash page lies my twisted realm-- a unholy sanctuary of torment, where the shattered remnants of css lie strewn, defiled by my wretched touch. Avert thine gaze, retreat posthaste lest ye be consumed.....
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ERMMMM DO YOU WANT TO BUY OR NOT. THIS WEBSITE IS NOT OPTIMIZED FOR ANY MACHINE SO GOOD LUCK R WORDS ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ WELL WELL WELL, LOOKS LIKE UR PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A COMPUTER CAN'T HANDLE MY WEAPONS-GRADE, URANIUM-ENRICHED, CHERNOBYL-APPROVED CODE, HUH? WHAT'S THE MATTER, BUDDY? UR WALMART-BRAND POTATO PC (YEAH, THE ONE WITH THE DOPE-ASS FLAME DECALS AND 3.5 STARS ON WISH) DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH DEDOTATED WAM? DID DADDY FORGET TO UPGRADE UR DIAL-UP CONNECTION IN THE ATTIC? U TRYIN' TO LOAD THIS SHIT ON UR NOKIA BRICK PHONE OR SOMETHING?OH BOOHOO, CRY ME A RIVER AND DROWN IN IT! vigorously scratches my ass and snorts a line of Cheeto dust SINCE I'M FEELING EXTRA GENEROUS TODAY, I'LL THROW UR SORRY ASS A BONE AND REDIRECT U HERE: AND I SWEAR ON ME MUM, IF U EVEN THINK ABOUT @ING ME IN THE CHAT, I'LL CARVE UR USERNAME INTO MY FOREHEAD WITH A RUSTY SPORK!!!!!!!! SLIDE INTO MY DMS ON TG LIKE A REAL ALPHA Chad OR GET REKT REKT REKT REKT REKT REKT REKT REKT REKT REKT REKT REKT REKT REKT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:P | |